some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

collegehumor:

Interestingly enough, Spider-Man’s origin story does not specifically mention any changes to his genitals. We do know that he grew much stronger overall (possibly relevant) and that he can stick to things (definitely relevant). It’s not only his hands and feet that can stick to walls, it’s his entire body (we’ve seen Spidey prevent his mask from being pulled off by making his face sticky). Essentially, this means he can lift large objects, like a briefcase or some lumber, with his super-strong penis. This has rarely come up in the comic.

Finish reading —> 10 Marvel Superheroes Who Probably Have Weird Penises

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

yourroyalpenis:

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

Aubrey tho

yourroyalpenis:

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

Aubrey tho

thatfunnyblog:

this show is incredible

gerardgayofficial:

when u sing along to a song and then understand a metaphor

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